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It is never too late to be who you might have been.
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Shadows of Tatooine // by Raymond Swanland (via StarWars.com)
Look at that GQMF right there. Unf.
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Dear Members of the Academy,
On tomorrow evening’s televised broadcast of your prestigious awards I expect to be seeing a shot similar to this one. It is of Christoph Waltz on his way to receive his well-deserved Best Supporting Actor award like a badass.
IN IT TO WIN IT.
He better flipping win
He would win Best Movie…because he is Christoph~!HE IS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING WIN.
That’s a bingo!
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L.A.R.P. (Live Avatar Role Playing)
Currently watching this for the third time, for some reason i find it hilarious, perhaps it’s because i can picture doing something like this stoned..
This is freaking me out, mainly because I don’t know if they’re kidding… though the end pedo guy jizzing from the flower made me laugh
Can’t. Stop Laughing. This is clearly a joke… but you know there’s a group of basement dwellers somewhere who are working on their language sheet. Oiy.
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We can do no great things, only small things with great love.
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Conversation
Me:Dude, what happened to bad boy Jake? It's like he was eaten by this fat bastard, who's now wearing HIS SKIN
She:I'm so glad they didn't include Sly's cousin. I woulda called bullshit.
Me:Emo replacement for Matt? How do I KNOW THIS?
She:OMFG! Nevermind Jake, what happened to Matt?
Me:Matt was suck an awful dorkus
She:Considering he's what the kids call 'old' now, he's become pretty tappable.
Me:Tappable? Is that what The Kids Call It?
She:Damn u, he is and you know it.
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Anonymous asked: Why do you think you're dog is so amazing?
I think my dog is amazing because HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN HIM?
Bonus points for being a positive energy in our house after collecting the ashes of THREE of our babies last year.
Also, it’s YOUR… butthole.
